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These pages were forgotten and abandoned for eight years and this free server kept them up for reasons that totally escape me. I've since put in a new tracker to see what kind of traffic it will get after promoting it again after all that time in limbo. I thought about giving the page a more contemporary design but decided against it. I wanted to keep it as original as possible, complete with the cheezy graphics that made it great.
Merry X-Mas 2010 and a Happy New Year to all!
The letters page is only a small sample of the scores of emails, which I have received
at my junk address of dr.ssab@hotmail.com.
I must say that out of all the hoax pages which I’ve created, this one has the most vocally
divergent opinions regarding it’s content. As of the writing of this letter,
I’ve received hundreds of emails from both the mortally offended and from
the vindicated, some even asking if these ornaments were real, and many actually requesting
price lists.
I never imagined that my little joke would have had either the staying power
or the reactionary response it has received.
The Bio-Art of S’sab Mudouy is truly an HTML whoopee cushion, placed into
a bottle, and cast into the sea of cyberspace.
P.T. Barnum would have been proud.
Here’s
a few of the letters for your enjoyment.
---Dr. SSab
"You're the Nuts"!
... Sorry, english expression that your great, i feel entirely the same way,
i dunno if we should eat our children though but heym, we are animals, the site
is OTT but u have justified it with your reasoning thus i am in support of you
and your cause. My own individualism has been to not be grouped and marketed
as u put it, just thought u might like to hear my opinion on the subject:
Pro choice opinion = if the child cannot have a good standard of life, u should
not bring it into the world, if the child is the spawn of rape or summin like
that, the same thing, get rid of the child, poorly put but has to be said
Pro life = Cannot abort, must have rape spawn and bring the child up in a bad
environment if it doesn't die due to malnutrition before.
We can see that both ideals are flawed but is there a middle ground, i would
say not, but in a society that is supposed to be free hasn't each individual
got the choice to have the baby or not, thus its their right, not another factions/groups
choice and/or problem
If u want to email me to discuss more of your views on the matter i would love
to hear from u
C. Bishop
Anco Software
Software Developer
Thanks
for the compliment, but instead of the 'nutz' could I be the Dick? There's much more room for expansion.
---Dr. SSab
hey, love your website
one suggestion:
"I am pro choice because it's one less Republican."
Hey, love ya' anyway because you
can't be
pigeonholed.
PS I am pro choice because I believe
(as a woman)
that a mother knows intuitively whether she is
emotionally, physically (and in modern times,
unfortunately, financially) ready to bring another
life into the world and nurture it into an adulthood
that resembles a mature, capable, caring adult.
Anything less would be a crime against
her unborn
child and humanity as a whole.
This coming from a clinically sterile
woman who must
adopt.
Anyway, to each his or her own. Keep
up the
individualism. It is a necessary trait if the human
race is to survive and not deevolve into monkeys who
play with their butts.
Children should be like waffles--you should be able
to throw the first one away.
- Mary Ali
Skyman772002@aol.com wrote:
Freedom of choice.
That's what we have, and that's what we will always have, asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reason
I chose the "democrat" on the bumper sticker is because the republican
leadership consistently panders to the bible-thumpers on the abortion issue.
The voice and mood of the slogan is a parody of them, not an opinion of mine.
Thanks for the thoughtful reply Mary Ali.
---Dr. SSab
Shyman, did you forget to take your meds again?
---Dr. SSab
Yo,
I agree
But if I didn't I would still acklowledge that these abortion bulbs rule.
If people would just admit that they are stupid, animalistic, shitheads with
personal gain,whether emotional or fiscal in mind above all else, we'd get more
done, and have more time for fucking around. When I say stupid I'm not saying
it in a fashionably antinomian "people suck" way, I'm saying it in
reference to the fact that the parts of the brain that are responsible for "higher"
thinking are yet completely developed, otherwise we'd have a different one that
was undeveloped growing over it, perhaps one responsible for psionic projection
of mind flames, or tongue dexterity beyond that of current cherry stem twisting
slut trick prowess(My mom used do that)
Unfortunately people won't admit that they are retarded, so pissing them off
is a good second prize, the trophy of course being life affirming pickle flavored
enlightenment.(Bullshit)
Whether its discussing my idea for an abortion themed restaurant where the people
who bring fetuses eat free, and the fetuses are hollowed out and filled with
baking soda and then dropped into an aquarium filled with vinegar, so they can
shoot around like fetus rockets to entertain the guests, in the presence of
pro lifers or referring to my friends with the wrong racial slurs such as calling
my mexican friend a hebe, then kindly pointing out that its okay because I used
the wrong one, or when I introduce my friend jeremy as my negro friend who can
carry twice his weight in harvested grain but would never do so because he's
to busy listening to rap music and eating ribs. I'm not racist but I love the
rise it gets out of forward thinking pseudo intellectuals.
I too have been fighting the battle for not giving to much of a shit and exposing
those who would pigeonhole me into rigid predetermined thought patterns based
on a notion that we are all on one side or the other,of a battle started when
we all banged rocks together and some decided it would be nice if monkeys had
a magical grandpa that lives in the sky with arrow shooting babies. And that
the grandpa would give us eternal life if we followed a set of easily semantically
manipulated rules, and that if grandpas on your side you can do whatever you
want, to whoever you want.
The same goes for democrat,republican,preppie,yuppie,yokel,environmentalist
etc, all titles are basically different tried and tested self applicable forms
of justification for whatever lifestyle. Your a ( ) so ( ) is okay becase thats
what you are and you are allowed
Sincerely,
The Drunken Emu
Drunkemu@hotmail.com
P.S. Perhaps some time we can swap Hellen Keller jokes, for which I am locally
notorious.
Abortion themed restaurant, eh? I wonder if ravioli can be formed into 'special' shapes...
---Dr. SSab
MANDIEP Wrote:
I heard about
you, and couldn't help but laugh.
Sorry that you are
the way that you are. LOL!
Ah, satire... It evokes both pity and laughter.
----Dr. SSab
Katscritters@webtv.net
wrote:
I was just curious? If you are against abortion and it seems you are, I
would be interested to know just how many homeless and unwanted children
are living in your stable home with two parents and everything they
could possibly need for a descent life.
Be Careful when judging others without knowing their whole story.
There are presently thousands of unwanted and homeless children in this
world. Babies being born to children with parents who just wouldn't
tolerate their daughter telling them she's pregnant.
You could make much better use of your time and your website by
adopting some of the children who spend their days wondering why their
mom and dad had them just to throw them away. You really need to find
another way to make money and get attention because your little fetus
ornaments don't seem to me to be something any "normal" person would
want on their Christmas tree.
By now I'm sure you think I am an advocate for abortion, wrong I am
someone who believes that unless it directly affects your personal life
you should stay out of it and mind your own business. Would you be
happier if you forced all these mindless young people to have unwanted
babies and then kill them or injure them because they are unable to cope
with a baby and all that being a parent involves?
Well anyway I just wanted to give you alittle something to consider
the next time you are feeling all knowing or self-righteous.
Happy Holidays,
Kat & Kritters
P.S.
Feel Free to write
back if you wish to.
WTF?
Actually, I'm pro-choice. I thought that was obvious.
Of
course, I do raise my eyebrows over people aborting into the third trimester.
But mostly, I raise my eybrows over women who love cats more than babies.
Did Charlie bite you?
---Dr. SSab
I have to
just say WOW, your site did blow my mind and I do like the way you think. I
recognize that sarcastic energy as it runs rampant through my own soul. Ever
decide to make more sites on any other topic please let me know,
Sincerely,
MaryJane from Canada
Mother of 4, pro-me and pro-letting others decide their own journeys.
Take care
joni68@onlink.net
Subject: Re: Bad ass web sight!
Bad ass dude. Wish I could get some bumper stickers like that. And the nerf
gun would be cool to.
The thing that scares me is the only people who are against abortion are the
ones who shouldn't be breeding.
Tom
you one funny mofo...................................
--t csontos
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
And I just wanted to say thank you!
Sincerely,
Another Goddamn infidel
Saw your web page............you're a keeper !
---a schmitt
I don't normally go emailing people telling them what I think of them, as that
would put me in the same category as the people who gave me hell three years
ago when I was trying to pull into the parking lot at Planned Parenthood to
pick up my birth control pills, but I say you are absolutely, unequivocally,
full of s**t. Unless you have disguised it very well, I am sure you are not
a woman and therefore have never and will never have to make the decision to
abort a child. Despite what you may think, the majority of abortions are not
done for nonsense reasons and without thought. I myself have never had to face
this kind of dilemma, but a have a few friends who have and it is not something
taken lightly. I also do not think I could actually go through with the procedure
no matter what the circumstances. I AM Pro-Choice as I don't think I have the
right to enforce my beliefs on anyone, a girl must do what a girl must do. You,
being a man, can take the opportunity to make fun of this issue since you will
never have to make a decision of this magnitude. You, therefore, do not have
the right to an opinion on the matter and the fact that you have the ability
to set up a web page for this garbage does not make it so.
Thanks. Amy
First
of all, you need a hug, Amy.
Second of all, lay off the Moon Pies. The sugar rush is making it difficult for you to understand satire and the calories are making your head almost as fat as your ass.
This has got to be a hoax!
if not,
gimmee a price list you beautiful sick twisted bastard you.
---blackout
I found
your "ornaments" page quite hilarious!
I laughed so hard I almost peed myself
unfortunately the server that hosts our LAN message board
banned me without warning for providing a link
Keep up the twisted work
also I wouldn't mind receiving other links in the future
Thanks
--mrmaint
Bumper Sticker:
Don't Let Abortionists De-Fetus!
On the other
hand, a thought: a little soul is in Heaven, in God's presence,
saying "Please don't make me stay with you. I want to go to Pittsburgh!"
Likely? I think not.
Aren't we doing good when we return souls to heaven???
Just a thought.....
P.S. -
In 1944, the year I was born, there were 144 million people in the
U.S. Now there are 283 million or so. There were 2 billion worldwide, now
6+ billion. Isn't abortion a way of leaving the unwanted children in a far,
far better place??
--Hwwesq3
Great site!!!!!!!
where can i buy a Christmass baulb with a aborted baby in it?????
--Theo
God Damn!
That was refreshing Dude,
Keep being yourself... and watch out for kooks :)
--K. Cullen