It's a Boy!

It's also sold out!
Which kind of proves that most parents want boys, not girls.
Except of course, in this case, where the parents aborted the kid.
Now he's kind of like a glorified freeze-dried Gummy Bear, hanging on my tree, and staring at me.
It's almost like he's wondering just what kind of bitch aborts you just before Christmas.

In order to comply with the religious right's broad standards of what constitutes "pornography" this little item now comes in censored and uncensored versions.
The censored version wears miniature Disney underwear and Mickey Mouse ears and is made of polyureathane. It's cost is $150.
The uncensored version goes for $750 and is 100% genuine.
Due to it's rarity and limited supply the male version goes for $1400.
Ironic how even the unborn males fetch more salary than their female counterparts.
Please email for availability and local laws in your country of residence.

It's a girl!

Talk about the lengths some parents will go to keep their daughters virgins!

Whether she's peeking out from between the branches, or perched atop the tree, this little Aborted Angel is a holiday classic!

Because of the thin laquer required to provide the feather effect, this little girl still retains somewhat of a fishy smell; so it's probably a good idea to avoid purchasing this ornament if you have cats, ferrets, or myopic buck-toothed inbreds who like pork rinds.